Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!