He kept getting nailed to the boards.
There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.
Stop playing it cagey!
A Chrysler
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
Because he got nailed on the boards.
An ex-boxer.
He really wasn't feeling up to it.
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards