Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.