Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

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What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.