Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"