Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.