Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"