Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands