Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.