Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo