Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
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One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.
Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
King's Landing
Grounds for termination.
The Ground
They throw silverware on the ground!
Littering.
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They are always full of seed.
The ground!
Because he was grounded.
Because it's grounded.
In the ground.
Noone cares.
Because it was s knotty pine!
Well, well, well
Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.
Grounding
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You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
Because he reached terminal velocity.
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
They're grounded.
Shoot him before he hits the ground
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
His grades were below sea level
Under the ground.
You're grounded."
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
It's your fault!
The beans are always under-ground.
Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.
Shoot him again.
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
An eggplant.
Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."
Because you can't bury them in trees !
None
Hippocampus!
Your career
Grounds for termination!
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
Barium.
Because it was two-tired
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Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
Stay grounded.
A: The leash goes slack.
When they're astronauty.
Look at all that ash...
Because it was found on the ground.
A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
Because they were under-ground.
It didn't have any pickups
Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
Pin its other hand to the ground.
She was trying to find the lowest prices
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
Sinkhole de Mayo
They know people will blow them.
A dead centipede.
A fruit by the foot
me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous
Because it was grounded.
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
That's grounds for divorce!"
The electrician knows where the ground is.
There close to the ground.
I thought Asian women couldn't drive &#3232&#3232
The ground.
It's in Decembrrrrr.
It's Christmas, Eve!
Look for Fresh Prince
Because they're easier to spot
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
To teach their kids how to walk.
Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
A humburger.
Gingers
To stop Hispanic attacks.
She choked.
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
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