Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra"

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well