Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .

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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!