Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.