Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

Fishing Trip Jokes More Fishing Trip Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.