Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop