Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ?

Beryl of beer !

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.