Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Bottled Waddle.
Because they hate French press!
Because he is a Supperhero.
They're fun guys!
Hard eh.
Beryl of beer !
They just pray the gray away
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Bring two Mormons.