Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

Fishing Trip Jokes More Fishing Trip Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.