How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.