How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.