Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.