Lucas refrigerators.
Trotsky's Revenge
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.
The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.