Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.