What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."