Ball Jokes

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

How can you tell if she is virgin or not?

Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel. Paddy asked, And what do I do with these, doc? The doctor replied, Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. If she says, Thats the strangest pair of balls I ever saw., you hit her with the shovel.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Why don't your balls like being chomped on?

It makes them a bit teste.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

How many balls does Fred have?

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

Why do Women rub their eyes when they wake up?

NSFW) A: They don't have balls to scratch!!

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What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ?

Astor the ball is over !

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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