Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.