Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.