What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.