What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo