What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people with one leg work?

ihop

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Birth Control Jokes More Birth Control Jokes

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

Abstinence Jokes More Abstinence Jokes

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.