What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.