What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.