What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.