When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year