What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

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Black lives matter.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.