How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)