How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.