What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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because he was in Da-Nile

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Because someone threw a canoe at him !

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What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call two women in a canoe?

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