What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.