What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

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How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.