Its got two banks.
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Crimea a river
to the other side.
The Nile
Tequila
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
You can run but you can't tide!
Wet
He was in de-Nile.
You can run but you can't tide."
The fastest way to get across a river.
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I'll be dammed.
because he was in Da-Nile
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
At the bank.
Quatro-cinco
So they won't step on the fish.
Russell Flow
God dam it
A motor pike !
For the insurance money.
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
white water rafting.
Nothing, he was just full of tears
An elephant with an umbrella !
Could you cry me a beer
A: A river.
Too mainstream
They're two Maine streams.
Because everyone does that already.
He was bad at stickup lines.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
To the river bank!
In river banks
Maine
15 lbs and a flannel shirt.
Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.
They keep telling me to stop asking...
The Amazon River actually has sails.
Amazon prime.
Snout about!
With a crowbar
With a crowbar.
