Its got two banks.
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Crimea a river
to the other side.
The Nile
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Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
You can run but you can't tide!
Wet
He was in de-Nile.
You can run but you can't tide."
The fastest way to get across a river.
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Fur traders.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
I'll be dammed.
because he was in Da-Nile
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
At the bank.
Quatro-cinco
So they won't step on the fish.
Russell Flow
God dam it
A motor pike !
For the insurance money.
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
white water rafting.
Nothing, he was just full of tears
An elephant with an umbrella !
Could you cry me a beer
A: A river.
Too mainstream
So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.
A Fixie.
Operation Yewtree.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Ukraine.
He was snowed-in.
They're two Maine streams.
Maine
Joan Rivers' embalmer.
A. Betty White.
Answer: Dill-dough.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
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