Its got two banks.
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Crimea a river
to the other side.
The Nile
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Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
You can run but you can't tide!
Wet
He was in de-Nile.
You can run but you can't tide."
The fastest way to get across a river.
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Fur traders.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
I'll be dammed.
because he was in Da-Nile
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
At the bank.
Quatro-cinco
So they won't step on the fish.
Russell Flow
God dam it
A motor pike !
For the insurance money.
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
white water rafting.
Nothing, he was just full of tears
An elephant with an umbrella !
Could you cry me a beer
A: A river.
Too mainstream
It didn't make cents
Because he didn't get it.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Because it was accidental.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
Because they own none chucks.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
Crimea River
Because everyone over there is doing IT!
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...
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