What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...