What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.