What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.