What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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They pasturebate

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There's no punchline.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.