What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.