Tickle the goat under it's chin.
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I stopped butchering goats.
A ban from the petting zoo.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
Goats
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
Voat. co
Banned from the zoo.
ISIS
The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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You get banned from the petting zoo.
BAAAHH RAIN!"
kicked out of the petting zoo...
Thrown out of the petting zoo
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
Because I have pictures of you with a goat "
That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."
Maaaac
Kicked out of the petting zoo
A scapegoat.
A kid.
Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)
A permanent ban from the petting zoo
The goats all died.
Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
Two chickens and a goat.
He had to get a new goat !
You can't milk a goat for over 50 years
They pasturebate
Very satisfying.
You cannot milk a goat for 13 years
A hillbilly
They tickle the goat on the chin.
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
One mucks around in fountains.
Jihad Me at hello
Very Satisfying.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
The cat shat on the mat.
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
A. Banned from the Zoo.
A life time ban at the zoo
It blew up
Have you ever blown a Transformer?
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.
Three brunettes trying to burn it down.
He wanted to be with his family.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
A computer with a lot of bites !
banned from the petting zoo...
