Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block