Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

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Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

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9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.