Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!