Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.