Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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Where can you find alcoholic sheep?

At the BAAAAH

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!