Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

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What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.