Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Fancy Jokes More Fancy Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."