Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?