Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."