Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."