Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?