Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

Fancy Jokes More Fancy Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."