What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ?

Cynthia you been away I missed you !

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze