Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.