Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.