Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

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Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.