Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.