Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

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What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?

In Africa.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.