What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.