What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

Who is the most powerful ghoul?

Judge Dread.