What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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Who is the most powerful ghoul?

Judge Dread.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."