What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."