What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!