What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"