What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B