What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.