What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.