What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What do you call a bear with no hair?

Bare

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle