What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle