Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

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Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.