Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

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What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.