Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo