Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo