Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad