Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.