Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar