What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.