What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Volkswagen Jokes More Volkswagen Jokes

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon