What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.