What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

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What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible