What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

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What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.