Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !