How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay