He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
Matt
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
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A singer
It always had some sort of weed on it!
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Because there are too many targets.
Because they live under Iraq.
Umbreonage
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
That would be a dead giveaway.
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