Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

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Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.