Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

Espionage Jokes More Espionage Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro