What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

Doorstep Jokes More Doorstep Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."