What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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Doorstep Jokes More Doorstep Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.