How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.