How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds