Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
Bob.
I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.
A nail gun
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
One can raise a child