How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals