How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals