How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

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Tony.

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)