How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)