How do you keep men on their toes?

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Why did the Scarecrow get a raise?

He was outstanding in his field!

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)