Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.