Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.