Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Where were you wanting to go ?

then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

Overtime Jokes More Overtime Jokes

What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.