Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

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What the band's name?

me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.