How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.