How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract