How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.