How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.