How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.