Tell her she's pregnant.
Because they can't keep their calves together
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Because he's married.