Tell her she's pregnant.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
A: A wind tunnel.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
They cantelope.
They go on their honeymoooooon!
