How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!