How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.