What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

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What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.