See if she'll perform black magic.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!
Because she prefers to drive stick!
You can't! You don't know which witch is which!
So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)
How do you get a witch pregnant?
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
You don't know which witch is which!
Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)
BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.
2 years of marriage.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
It's Narnia business.
Because they were neckromancers
Because warlocks have hollow weenies!
Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!
A witch.
BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM
Her husband had a holloween-ie.
She forgot to use Spell Check.
The spelling Teehee
Because their men have hollow-weenies!
Better grip. Happy Halloween :)
A self-cleaning coven.
With a witchwatch.
They join weight witches.
The witch !
He had a hollow-weenie
Because it's always burned at the stake
A witch in a garbage can.
She needed some better grip on her broomstick.
To get a better grip on the broom
A road hag.
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
She calls the flying squad !
They get broomatism !
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
He's bee-witched !
Because she thought everybody loved her.
Steven Spellberg!
Because there's no point in it.
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
A sandwich.
Don't bite any witches !
A fresh air freak.
You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
Voldemart.
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
There's no point to it
Broom sick.
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
A witch in soggy trainers.
A: Scare spray.
A witch with a blindfold !
Run!
So they can get a good grip on the broomstick
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
The property taxes were gastronomical.
You-knew-who
She was having Disney spells.
A: Sandwitch
To keep their hats pointed.
A witch in a high speed train.
She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
We came we saw we conjured !
Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
Eileen.
Because her husband had a hollow weenie
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
Boomsticks
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
Her food is potion-controlled.
Scare spray!
You can hear their brooms tick!
He died in agony !
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
Broom-mates.
She diabeetus!
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
Ivy.
From the ideal gnome exhibition !
Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew
B-room service.
A witch in a minefield.
To keep her head warm.
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
It over swept
Coz he was high :D
Cause he's dead.
American.
Because they quickly lose interest
A: I'm at wick's end.
Black magic doesn't work.
Use your test tickles
Debbie Reynolds Wrap.
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
