What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip