What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip