What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.