What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?

Hop in !

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.