By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
Because he was .
I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
They both lost their pop.
You didn't pop out of a toaster.
An Airbus A320.
Their cicadan rhythm is off
Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
A: It loses its cool.
I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
I want you inside me.
You pop up all night.
